Are you tired of not being taken seriously as an ultrarunner? Do you want the world to know that you’re the real deal, even after you DNF? Well, fear not, because UltraSignup Verified is finally here!
What is UltraSignup Verified? #
UltraSignup Verified is a new feature that allows ultrarunners to prove their worthiness by verifying their identity on ultrasignup.com for only $62.13 a day. Once you’ve been verified, you’ll receive a bright green checkmark next to your name on your results page that tells the world that you’re the real deal*.
How do I get UltraSignup Verified? #
Getting UltraSignup Verified is easy! All you need to do is submit proof of your ultrarunning achievements including race results, photos of you covered in mud, and a signed and notarized affidavit stating that you’ve never cursed UltraSignup during the inevitable low point of your 50K. Our team will review your application, and using a high tech “gut-feel” analysis will let you know if your vibes are worthy of the UltraSignup Verified badge.
What are the benefits of being UltraSignup Verified? #
Being UltraSignup Verified comes with a host of benefits. You’ll be able to brag to your friends about your new badge, you’ll be able to brag to your coworkers about your new badge (after you explain what ultrarunning is), and you’ll also be able to brag to your family about your new badge — like how I will to my Uncle DJ (take that, Uncle DJ! I finally made it! Your judgments won’t hurt me anymore! Also, I never liked your green bean casserole recipe!).
How long does the UltraSignup Verified process take? #
The UltraSignup Verified process can take anywhere from a few days to several years, depending on how busy our team is with making TikToks. We promise to review your application as quickly as possible, but please be patient as we take our time to ensure that only the most worthy receive the UltraSignup Verified badge.
So what are you waiting for? Apply for UltraSignup Verified today and show the world that you’re the real deal!**
*When it comes to ultrarunning.